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Cigarette-O's

 Breakfast Treat
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Tear the seal at the top of this brightly coloured box and empty some contents into a clean ashtray. Each piece of this breakfast cereal is shaped like a cigarette in varying stages of its life - from full, to half smoked, down to butts. But these are not real cigarettes - no. The white shafts are marshmallow, the yellow filter end is made of a crunchy corn material, and once milk is added, it turns to a tar/ash like colour that is the flavour of licorice.

Will also stain your teeth, much like actually smoking.

—benfrost, Jun 18 2005

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       I dont know why. +   

       Even though Im aginst smoking
—DesertFox, Jun 19 2005
   

       You mean there's no such cereal already? Then what was I eating this morning? +
—doctorremulac3, Jun 19 2005
   

       A small pack of candy cigarettes should come in each box --- REAL candy cigarettes, please, that look like cigs and even have food coloring filters and trademarks. <waxing nostalgic while sucking a string of milk out of the ash ... er, I mean out of the cereal bowl.>
—reensure, Jun 19 2005
   

       Clove Cigarette-O's? +
—sartep, Jun 19 2005
   

       With a small dollop of dry ice you could have smoke rings.   

       Full cigarettes are too long for cereal bits, though. (you could call this "butter crunch" though...)
—phundug, Jun 20 2005
   

       Roachie-O's, the (slightly illegal) cereal that leaves you wanting more!
—elhigh, Jun 20 2005
   

       Made me laugh. (Butt-e-oos)?
—blissmiss, Jun 20 2005
   

       Wow...healthy.
—hobbitcoat, Jun 20 2005
   

       For some reason I knew this was [benfrost] as soon as I began reading it.....
—normzone, Jun 20 2005
   

       I thought the title gave him away.
—daseva, Jun 20 2005
   

       As long as it comes with a small bowl of sugar that looks like fag ash to sprinkle on top, I'm all for it.   

       And perhaps milk that looks like sick.
—lostdog, Jun 20 2005
   

       Ahh...the use of the word fag for cigarette. Still can't get used to it.
—darkboy115, Jun 21 2005
   

       would'nt the product create a sense of awe for smoking amogst young kids? I am a smoker and I still dont think this is right.
—nomadic_wonderer, Jun 21 2005
   

       Ever call a fag a cigarette? man, that really freaks 'em out...   

       "You cigarette's wanna fag?" Jeez Louise, They don't know what to think...
—daseva, Jun 21 2005
   

       //milk that looks like sick//
*bokes*
—calum, Jun 21 2005
   
      
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