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Part of this completely hopeless
existence. This frowny face cereal
is
completely bland and it doesn't
matter what it is fortified with as
long
as it can take your mind off your life
for a short period of time. A perfect
meal for when you have just woken
up at 3 in the afternoon.
There is
no
need for milk; tears or alcohol are
adequate substitutes considering
that depressios will only sink to the
bottom anyway.
Best served with a grain of
salt
or something bitter.
Depressio
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail6.html Strong Sad might appreciate this cereal. [Flash] [Qinopio, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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There's a whole lot of bad in those little O's. |
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you mean a pinch of salt. |
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Best taken with a grain of salt. |
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Provides 20% RDA of Prozac. |
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You are correct, I needed to
change that. |
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Amitriptyline Frosted Flakes
Amoxapine Shredded Wheat
Bupropion Bran
Clomipramine Crunch
Desipramine Grahams
Doxepin Muesli
Fluoxetine Fruits 'n Nuts
Fluvoxamine Granola
Imipramine 'n Raisins
Isocarboxazid Krunchies
Maprotiline Mini-bites
Nortriptyline Loops
Paroxetine Pops
Phenelzine Krispies
Protriptylin Tarts
Sertraline Snaps
Tranylcypromine Oats
Trimipramine Toasties
Trazodone Extra Fiber
Venlafaxine 'n 'Mallows |
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But those might make people feel
alot better. :) |
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Well, in that case, Ketamine is already called Breakfast Cereal, Special-K, Super-K and Vitamin K. You wouldn't really need to change the slang for Barbituates either: Barbs, Block busters, Christmas trees, Goof balls, Pinks, Red devils, Reds and blues, Yellow jackets... |
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Morning - afternoon - when will it end? |
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It doesn't end - it's a cereal. |
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Ha, all five are good suggestions. |
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I could have done with some of these lately. |
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How about butthole-shaped oat rings, each encircling a puffed grain of rice - Queerios. |
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At least people are still eating their Witties. |
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Both of you post those as ideas, and we'll have a contest to see which one gets more votes. [t-i-c]
What [jutta] said. |
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