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Borgflakes
A great way to start a day of Galactic Conquest ... | |
New from BorgCo, a tasty, nourishing breakfast cereal.
Every Cube-shaped box is packed full of tiny Borg drones, each with its own unique designation, and includes your complete Recommend Daily Allowance of vitamins, minerals and trace elements to not only boost your immune system but also impart
an implacable drive to conquer and subjugate all other sentient life forms with brutal, relentless efficiency.
Borgflakes - Assimilate a bowlful today, before they Assimilate you !
Bonus: Some Cubes contain a scale model of a rather beaten-up Galaxy-class starship. Not suitable for children under 5 years of age, Ferengi, or that appalling little creep Wesley bloody Crusher.
and then, at elevenses time ...
https://somethingpo...et/sp01042008.shtml [pertinax, Jan 21 2020]
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Now with added Borg conversion nanites? |
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Listed on the box under "permitted additives" ... |
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But no one ever said 'where' permitted or 'who by' right. |
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Ya just
gotta
love that small print section dontcha ;D |
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The product liability disclaimer is a straight lift from the Rentisham's packaging. |
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//impart an implacable drive to conquer and subjugate
all other sentient life forms with brutal, relentless
efficiency.// |
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I'm shocked and disappointed to learn you're not actually
a drone. A real drone would know that the drones aren't
allowed any kind of feeling that could effect their actions
and instead receive and act only on instructions from the
hive queen. |
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I'll very charitably assume someone has taken over your
account. |
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All Borg have a basic command set in case they are separated from the Collective. If unable to locate and re-unite, the default action is to start assembling a new Collective by Assimilating any suitable candidate species that can be accessed, until such time as reconnection is possible. |
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Think of it like Asimov's Three Laws, but in a much darker, twisted way. |
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