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Cellph Defense
Combine the functionality of two commonly carried devices | |
Incorporate a canister of mace/pepper spray in to the design of a cell phone. When the mace/pepper spray is deployed, the phone will automatically dial 911 or other pre-programmed emergency number.
Of course, appropriate safety mechanisms would be required to prevent accidental activation of the
spray deterrent.
So what do you do if the pepper spray/mace doesn’t deter the attacker ?
Step 1) Dial 52769
Step 2) Lob the phone to/at the attacker
Step 3) Run like mad because you just activated the optional SureStop hand grenade feature.
Panic PIN
http://www.halfbake...om/idea/Panic_20PIN
For your roaming panic security. [reensure, Apr 14 2002]
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I think we need to teach a whole new class, focusing on the cellphone for close-combat in martial arts. |
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'I have a black belt in Mo-jitsu...' |
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'Okay, crazy-san, now poke him in the eye with the antenna...' |
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A funny joke then is to setup call forwarding on your home line to "52769". You're friends will laugh and laugh when they try to reach you. |
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This idea has already been done with a pager, but you get a croissant for the hand grenade feature. |
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Send this idea to Nokia for them to create a choice of blasts. Mushroom blast could be default, and so on.. |
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If you've ever accidently answered your clothes iron instead of the telephone, I would recommend not buying one of these. |
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Optionally press 573 to dispense LSD in a spray form at your attacker. Press 468 to dispense Tabasco. That's lots of fun when dining out with somebody who needs to visit the restrooms during the meal. Clandestinely add a little 'spice' to somebody's meal. |
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