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Simple. You lose your phone. Call your phone and activate the Kitty-Hears cell phone finding cat attracting cell phone ringer. Once activated the phone begins to vibrate and make mouse noises. This also deactivates VM and lets the phone ring as long as you need. The sounds of mice squeaking, alluring
the feline to assist in your time of need. You lost your cell phone, in that one room, but you can t find it. Now theres a solution
death metal ring tone
http://www.youtube....watch?v=-PblyCJ5ZzQ cat will eat your phone [jaksplat, Aug 26 2007]
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Why is my phone covered in bite marks? |
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Genius - but why not simply buy a cat? - When you loose your phone, call it up but start watching the cat's ears just before you dial the last digit of your mobile from your land-line (or vice verse) - The cat's ears will indicate direction, and the strength of response will give a rough indication of distance (if it jumps straight up, you'll know it was sleeping on it) |
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[Dub] I have a cat already. This design is to find your phone when it's really really lost, say inside the workings of your reclining clair. With this the cat can lead you directly to where it is. (also good for under the bed) |
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but will the cat retrieve? I think not. |
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[pedantic peave] Hey, [Dub], when I loose my phone, I can never figure out how to tight it. [/pedantic peave] |
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What would be more F**king useful would be a phone link to the collar of a missing Kat. When we get lost or trapped in some godawful shed without food for a month it would be great if caring owners like JonGeologistic could find us with a ringtone or somthing |
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<ponders Bat-Phone Finder for absent-minded superheroes> |
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lets get real, what we really need is a cat
that is a phone. then make the squeeks
yourself with your portable squeek
machine. then you have a dog that finds
your squeeker when its triggered to emit
cat sounds. the cellu-lupus-squeekus
method |
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How 'bout you make your phone part of your cat's collar.... Then you can talk to your evil friends while evilly stroking your cat.... And the cat's bed can be a charger for the phone.... And the cat would run in circles when the phone rang! Your friend says "I called you, but you weren't home", you say "Oh, I was home. I couldn't catch my cat.", your friend wonders in silence.... |
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I'm just afraid I'ed find my cat with a streched out bung hole and my cell phone burried in the litter box!h |
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