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Dog Ballet
Special collars signal dogs to accelerate, stop, turn right and left and do tricks in formation. | |
The collars give verbal commands via a speaker and tactile
commands via vibrations. They are programmed to make
the
dogs run in various geometric formations and patterns. The
stop, start, turn left, turn right commands are programmed
in before hand and run in real
time.
Tightly choreographed
dog pack spectaculars could be
staged
with mind numbing accuracy not practicable with low tech
bunches of trained dogs.
Picture the dog pack running onto the field, forming the
logo
for Pooch-Chew dog treats, then sitting up in unison and
barking. They could spell out messages, create moving
patterns, bark in unison etc.
home: pet is probably the wrong category but I need to get
back to work here. (Note: Inspired by 2 fry's annotation)
This might come in handy...
Urban_20Remote_20Herding_20Array
[normzone, Mar 06 2015]
Horse ballet
http://en.wikipedia..._Ballet&redirect=no
The Wikipedia page for "Horse Ballet" redirects to "Dressage" [hippo, Mar 10 2015]
Category Search
[pashute, Jun 14 2020]
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Border collies would do this, and enjoy it - just get the collars to relay
whistles. |
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You could do this in software for less. |
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If I were going to be attacked and mauled by a pack
of killer dogs I would want to see them perform a
synchronized dance first. + |
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Well, at least it's not in other:general - what about Home:Pet:Collar or Culture:Dance:Notation ? |
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Oh, and the link is to a training aid. |
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Well, that's pretty scary. Clicked on this thinking
"Hmm, dog ballet, what the hell is that?" |
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Yup. Guess my brain's decided "Eh, we've done
enough thinking for one lifetime." |
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Time to start shopping for drool buckets. |
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Ease up on the liquor, doc. Makes it easier to get dressed in the morning too. |
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This is just Dog Dressage (see link) |
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//Ease up on the liquor, doc. Makes it easier to get
dressed in the morning too// |
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Wish it were that easy, but I already don't drink. |
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I write these posts first thing in the morning or last
thing at night so I'm usually half awake. Like now. |
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Dog chorus: train the dogs to bark on command issued by their collar, sort the dogs by pitch, and Bob's your grandmother. |
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doctor, I thought you knew, the contract for the bakery
specifically says you must comment or post ideas when you
are at the pinnacle of your life, the best part of your day, and
most importantly, at work. |
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Hiding the bakery from the boss is half the fun...hahahaha,
get it, "half the fun". |
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Okay back to your whatever. |
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I'm just tripping on how I've forgotten this idea,
not once, but twice. Saw it pop up and said "Who
the hell came up with this?.. oh yea.". |
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You know, occurs to me you could create an actual
Paw Patrol with this idea. Have the collars direct a
pack of dog cops to patrol a certain area. |
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DId I already suggest that? I think I might have. |
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