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Would they all act as one organism? When you call
"Barney!"
they'd all come running. When you say "Barney, roll over."
they'd all roll over. "Barney, SIT!" would cause them all to
sit.
The purpose of doing this would be to study how the dogs
react to being treated as one entity. Would they
come up
with a lead Barney? Would they figure out pretty quickly
that
they're not a single dog?
When you tell Barney to shake, do they line up and wait for
you to get to them like an audience with the Queen? Do
they
queue up with the lead Barney first in line? Do they all
crowd in and put their paws on top of
each other like that thing that football players do before
breaking out of a huddle?
Plus you wear a purple dinosaur suit.
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You're going to have to wear something to mask your eye contact, and control your body language somehow. Maybe a purple dinosaur suit would do it. |
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Well, the purple dinosaur suit went without saying
but I'll add it anyway. |
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NO! No, no, no #)@&!^% purple dinosaur suit. Anything but the purple dinosaur. Barney and all Barney-related merchandise must be destroyed with EXTREME prejudice (including, but not limited to: industrial shredders, fire, thermite, C4, car-crushers, etc). |
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If they had collar speakers this might work to coordinate pack commands and allow for individual commands as well. |
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Coordinated dog pack you say? Hmm. |
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Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty, Dino, BamBam, and ? |
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What if you need to punish one but praise another? |
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You could go a step further and name all of your
kids George... |
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Hmm. Punish all of them? Praise all of them? |
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I see what you're saying. Pretty soon you'd have one
crazy pack of confused dogs. |
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// one crazy pack of confused dogs. // |
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Irish setter puppies. Yup. Like that their whole lives. |
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Why "Barney"? Why not, for example "Stay"? |
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Why not call them all frackis? |
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Because that would be silly. |
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If you kill one, does another appear in its place? |
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// Why not call them all frackis? // |
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// Because that would be silly. // |
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