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Cannibal Crunch

 For Humans, By Humans
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I had a strange childhood to say the least. Watching the zillion cereal commercials on TV is what did it to me, I suspect.

I have always desired a marshmallow cereal with pieces that resembled eyeballs, hearts, livers, lungs, and post-Mike Tyson ears as well as femurs and skulls constituting the grain portion of the cereal.

Market this under "Cannibal Crunch" and watch the sales shoot through the roof, as kids everywhere will tug on their mommies to buy it for them. Hell, Quentin Tarantino can sell this as a tie-in to any of his movies.

Liked Kill Bill? Try Cannibal Crunch® Brand Cereal!

—Linuxthess, Aug 26 2004

Goth Crunch! http://www.halfbake.../idea/Goth_20Crunch
Now, with twice as much broken glass! [contracts, Oct 17 2004]

Mike Tyson cereal "Eearios" http://www.ahajokes.com/crt381.html
<smuglook>Baked!</smuglook> [DesertFox, Oct 17 2004]


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       As long as it tastes like Lucky Charms, this is a very cool idea. And the games on the back of the box can be fun, too..."Find your way out of this intestine" maze, "See if you can spot the 15 hidden eyeballs in this truly disgusting murder scene!", etc. Yeah, I'd buy it.
—Machiavelli, Aug 26 2004
   

       or the health freaks version!   

       cancerous lungs! broken hearts! bleeding legs! that'll scare kids straight. :-)
—adamosity, Aug 26 2004
   

       Would be in the cereal aisle right next to [link].
—contracts, Aug 26 2004
   

       Love this idea - crunchy bun from me
—Nontaigne, Aug 26 2004
   

       "Turns Milk Red!" +
—swimr, Aug 26 2004
   

       Humans taste like pork.   

       Or so I've heard...
—destructionism, Aug 26 2004
   

       Trust me they do. Luckily for me, that isn't canibalism. +
—sartep, Aug 27 2004
   

       Stupid idea...but, it is an idea that works and would sell. [+]
—Klaatu, Aug 27 2004
   

       Lucy, you got some spleenin to do. (+)   

       I've always wondered why cannibalism is illegal. I wish I could put this in my will:   

       "If I die, and my body is mostly intact, I want my body to be grilled to perfection and then tell the FAA to eat me.   

       p.s. please spit on me before you serve them."   

       Maybe if I gained some weight they could make me into bacon too.
—destructionism, Aug 27 2004
   

       Some people cook with alcoholic beverages, wine, beer, etc. I would be a perfect candidate. They wouldn't even have to soak me in the stuff.
—destructionism, Aug 27 2004
   

       [destructionism] If you haven't read "Stranger in a strange land" you might enjoy all the talk of cannibalising mentioned in it.
—Zimmy, Aug 27 2004
   

       [Zimmy] The movie Ravenous created all my cannibalistic fascinations. I give it two bloody stumps up.
—destructionism, Aug 27 2004
   

       [destructionism] comes pre-marinated. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
—Machiavelli, Aug 27 2004
   

       Ready to sail?
—harderthanjesus, Aug 27 2004
   

       Cheeky chap, are you?
—Machiavelli, Aug 27 2004
   

       "Cannibal Crunch, no sharpening of teeth necessary" or "Now take it with you on those long trips through the South American jungles, Cannibal Crunch in a Cann" (+)
—MrDaliLlama, Aug 28 2004
   


 

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