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Wot, no jack-hammer for stubborn crusts? [+] |
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Where's the chainsaw - and the axe - I wanted to be a lumberjack. |
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Ohhh - I'm a lumb - <gak>.. |
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Seems like there are lots of separate pieces to manufacture. Instead of it being fully equipped there could be empty tight fitting rubber sleeves for the accoutrements. |
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// I wanted to be a lumberjack. // |
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Did you also wish to be a girlie, just like your dear Papa ? |
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// tight fitting rubber sleeves for the accoutrements // |
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Hmm, sounds somewhat .... kinky ... |
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hilarious. Thank you, you made my day. |
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I would like one containing a billy club, a hammock
and some psychedelics. |
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One of the tools on the knife should be a bottle of maple syrup. |
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No, one of the tools should be an implement for getting maple syrup out of maple trees. |
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...and another tool should be a French/English dictionary |
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Already provided; consists of a large hammer inscribed with the phrase "Learn English, You Bastard !" translated into french. |
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Actually it's the other way around where more french speaking people know english. |
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// where more french speaking people // |
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Ah, one of those parts of your planet where the inhabitants still haven't learned not to piss into the wind ... |
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How else would we experience that one of a kind cooling spray. |
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Bun...wrapped around a tasty bratwurst. |
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I prefer the <linked> version. |
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