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Contians a piece of plastic shaped like an upside down triangle, in the crotch, thus elemenating camel lip!
Actual camel toes
http://www.planet-pets.com/plntcaml.htm Scroll down. [horripilation, Oct 21 2004]
RateMyCamelToe.com
http://www.ratemycameltoe.com/ [X2Entendre]'s link as a link so don't blame me. [phoenix, Oct 21 2004]
(??) Camel Lips
http://168.144.27.2...fari/camel_lips.JPG (The real thing, if the above images haven't already put you off lunch.) [dalek, Oct 21 2004]
Camel Toes
http://www.planet-pets.com/cml5.gif (It's only a drawing, but it's the best I can come up with.) I think the "lips" analogy works better. [dalek, Oct 21 2004]
(??) Camel Toe The Movie
http://www.camel-to...ameltoethemovie.htm Very funny movie about camel toes [intec, Oct 21 2004]
(?) Pussy Control
http://www.zbone.co..._lyric_pcontrol.htm Prince sings about cat training. [Amos Kito, Oct 21 2004]
Baked
http://www.camel-toe.net/cameltoehide.htm Providing this is an actual product. There are a few other references to it on the internet. [half, Oct 21 2004]
(?) Cuchini, 2 at $15
https://www.cuchini.com/ A pad worn inside panties that prevents unwanted ridges. [jutta, May 06 2009]
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lately I just don't seem to understand a lot of these ideas.... |
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lips and upside-down triangles and crotches, I think that's all I want to know... |
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I understand completely. Very, very, very good idea. |
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Good point but with some items of clothing it can be unavoidable i.e. leggings. Also for those people not graced with the sense to wear trousers the right size, this kind of device built in would save everyone else witnessing awful displays of camel foot, or lip as it is called in this case. |
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never been kissed by a camel - never lived! |
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Ah - so it's a sort of pussy concealer. I think the French may have invented this as "La Cache-Puss" |
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Ahh... women's anti-wedgie device. I got it now. Sounds quite uncomfortable. Might want to consider a material more 'form-fitting.' |
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Are those collagen lips or are you just happy to see me? |
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[blissmiss] You'll have to go cold turkey. Hey, you gave me an idea! "Is that a one of those ballistic pie pocket watches in your pocket or are you just..." |
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Being a Camel Toe afficianado, how about a CamelToe enhancer for those who are less monsially(? word) endowed with an inflation device to adjust as mood
desires. |
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Inflatable toes, for those suffering Camel Toe envy! |
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This would give me the hump |
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The invention is a bit lame, but the intent is sound and commendable. |
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God Bless Cameltoes! http://www.ratemycameltoe.com/ |
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Is this a problem that needs to be fixed? I mean, the people in the photographs provided by waugsqueke (how *did* you know about the link?) mostly look as though they're not too fussed about people staring at their crotches. |
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You'll have to ask waugs about that one - he seems to be the expert. |
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I think toes, when clothed. |
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where i'm from, it's called a moose knuckle. |
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Rods_Tiger: see link - hairy as well as cleft. |
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Fact: The words 'pussy' and 'purse' come from the same root word. |
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Does Dustin have camel lips? Or toes? |
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I wish i knew what this is/what/where/why/when? |
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I was certainly happier before I knew. |
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I asked a zoo keeper last night regarding camel lip,he explained in great anatomical detail,something to do with spitting. |
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Certainly the camel I rode on (it was a unique experience thank goodness) was in the habit of inflating this flap of skin inside its cheek every minute or so. A ball of slick greenish skin grew out of the side of its head, when fully inflated the camel would continue to blow through it for a few moments, sending chunks of semi digested *matter* and camel phlegm everywhere. |
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So you can only imagine my disappointment when I realised this idea would be no help in this situation. Not that it is a bad idea, quite the reverse. Not that I will vote for it, because I agree with [waugsqueke]. |
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This idea doesn't seem to be going away on it's own, so with a little help from Google and keywords gleaned from the above annotations...baked. |
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tw: but not for long, it seems. |
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I'm sorry, but depression has reached record levels in middle-aged men and you want to *hide* camel toes? The sight of a well fitted and stylishly filled pair of mumble pants has saved my life more than once. (-) |
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(edit) Mumble Pants: Australian slang, 'I can see her lips moving but I can't quite make out what she's saying..' |
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The originator of this idea posted only two - this and "Pee-in-a-can". |
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[Consul], that's too funny. |
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I was pondering this concept, for my own reasons. It occurs to me that the wearer of such a device could take the opportunity to display something other than what might displayed without it. The device could have a symbol of some sort in relief - perhaps a smiling face, or a question mark. Or a Star of David or a cross, to reorient the viewers mind from things of the flesh to the majesty of God or the suffering of Christ. |
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bone for hiding camel toes. |
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Baked, but I'd never be able to prove it. Way back, in the early 90's,
my buddies wife had some old magazines from the 70's, McCalls or
Vogue or something, and in one of them was an ad for a product calle
The Butterfly (I think) and it was pretty much exactly what you
describe, only shaped like a butterfly instead of a triangle. If anybody
remembers the high-waisted jeans of the 70's you'll remember these
were almost a necessity. |
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