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This charming combination of codpiece and belly bag (fanny pack) will amaze the guys with its ingenuous practicality and wow the girls with its stylish bulk. In black or silver, genuine vinyl, the bag comes with adjustable waist and butt straps and has two zippered compartments allowing, for example,
quick payment for and use of a urinal. This well-padded accessory will have people guessing if you're hiding a big roll of dough or hanging a havanna.
'By the Sword' medieval clothing
http://www.by-the-sword.com/vlsqui.JPG Squire Pockets Codpiece [phoenix, Jul 17 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
'By the Sword' medieval clothing
http://www.by-the-sword.com/vlmast.JPG Master Money Pocket Codpiece [phoenix, Jul 17 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Oh, heck .... Doctor ! Doctor ! He's got out again ....! |
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Excellent. Just what I've always wanted. |
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If you're waiting for someone to write an annotation
about the hilarity that would be caused by the wearer of
this thing undoing the wrong zip, you're going to be sorely
disappointed. |
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calum: Do you mean the game, the song, a way of speaking, ...? |
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hippo: No, but someone might laugh if the wrong zipper was closed too quickly. |
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phoenix: Looks like something Chippendales might wear. |
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Your description made me think of the vido for "Word Up." |
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Umm, the typical male wardrobe is dominated by relaxed-fit or baggy jeans. I think it's time that the codpiece-khaki became all the rage. |
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Until then, here's a beefy croissant to insert into your codpiece belly bag to create the illusion of awe-inspiring man-bulge. |
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