Buoy-B-Q

“Rrriing!”
“Hi, I’m Ernie!”
“Uh, hello…”
“I’ve just got to tell you about this great pool grill, the Buoy-B-Q, at a special price this week!”
“Sorry, my supper guests…”
“You guessed right, this is a barbecue that floats in your pool. This teak and stainless steel wonder has wave breakers and an insulated bottom to avoid burns and heat loss. And absolutely gratis with your purchase, you’ll receive cork-handled utensils, a tan-thru grill apron and two spark-resistant air mattresses.”
“Being vegetarians, we don’t grill much and…”
“Then you’re in luck with our Buoy-B-Q hot tub option. Just unfurl the buoyant spa curtain around the pool grill, join them with the seat straps, open the insulation vents to let the water through, pour on more charcoal and you’ll soon be leaning back, warming your bod' while downing a cold beer and a hot soybean sausage.”
“Well, gosh you know we don’t even have a pool so…”
“There you go, now 9 out of 10 wading-booted fisherpersons swear by the Buoy-B-Q. Their catch is hooked, netted, gutted, grilled and in the gut in ten minutes flat. Now let me tell you about its clever fire extinguisher…”