Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

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Bubblewrap Condom

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A latex sheath with polyethylene bubbles on the outside.
FlyingToaster, Apr 17 2014

Only vaguely related... Garter_20condoms
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       Part of a whole range of packaging-themed sex toys?
pocmloc, Apr 17 2014
  

       Sounds like fumbling drunk sex. The first thrust will be exciting, & every other thrust will be sadly disappointing.
sophocles, Apr 17 2014
  

       Have you taken your meds today, [FT] ?
8th of 7, Apr 17 2014
  

       Condom bubblewrap might be more practical.
xandram, Apr 17 2014
  

       Brings new perspective to the phrase "on the bubble".
normzone, Apr 17 2014
  

       So, technically, you could pop this condom many times and it would still work as a prophylactic?   

       Genius... and bubbled for her pleasure.   

       Excellent! And hopefully, you get to pop the bubbles sometime while in use! [+]
Grogster, Apr 18 2014
  

       Hmmm, that's all I can say. I'm stumped.
blissmiss, Apr 18 2014
  

       [8/7] I take meds every day; "mine" is subjective.   

       [2fr] yep, a condom with bubbles on the outside: cooperative popping.
FlyingToaster, Apr 19 2014
  

       I may have missed the point, but wouldn't this reduce friction? Maybe if the bubbles were embedded and you put a lever/hinged piece of harder rubber in each bubble so outside direction of motion could be translated into increased friction?
JesusHChrist, Apr 19 2014
  

       It would significantly increase thickness, which is said by the experts to be a significant dimension. Perhaps you want the bubbles the other way round? Even a certain amount of burstage might subtend a still complementary angle?
skoomphemph, Apr 19 2014
  

       If the bubbles were the other way around, not only would there be little sensation and the ejaculate would not remain in a reservoir, the thing wouldn't even stay on.
Yes even on yours, I don't care how big you think it is.
  

       Hmmmm ...   

       ... Yes.   

       ... Yes, you have a point there ... hmmm ...   

       um ... The user could strap it on, perhaps?
skoomphemph, Apr 19 2014
  
      
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