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Ok here it is: drugs don't really work, except recreationally.
Otherwise they are just an excuse to gather all of the money in
the
world into one place in the form of the pharmaceutical industry,
to
support centralized military world government. The answer? --
America's true secret: brushing
your teeth for 15 minutes every
morning and night. Alternatively eat a diet high in fiber in the
form
of small sticks and coarse leaves which you chew all day.
The theory: bacteria, viruses and fungi that are organized enough
to
attack the human body have evolved network complexity based on
our own, so each disease has brain components, feet components
etc, and teeth components especially because this is the easiest
place to get internal to the body without causing an alarm-
activating
interruption like a sore. And since tooth-gum barrier is best for
this,
most diseases use this entry point -- it's a constant war to get in
there.
The invention: a public acknowledgement that the 15 minute
teeth
brush is America's only real strategy for world domination
Since cocoa comes from plants... chocolate is technically salad.
http://www.dailymai...lly-GOOD-teeth.html
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 01 2013]
And utilizing that logic, so is beer !
http://www.youtube....watch?v=OOyiW8GuZR8
<waves arms> [normzone, Oct 02 2013]
chocolate toothpaste
http://theodent.com/
[bs0u0155, Oct 02 2013]
[link]
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Help me out here - is this irony or bollocks? |
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I had the same thought, an posted an idea for antibacteial
floss. I think it's my most fishbone idea ever. |
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And don't forget: this much time spent on personal hygiene will have a psychological effect on the individual. Makes you think twice about what you put in your mouth. People will stop eating so much sugar. Start eating healthy food, actually cook for themselves and not stuff themselves fuller and fuller. The people in your nation will become healthier and lose weight. The country with the most fat people will become the country with the most fit people. Fit people with more energy and more motivation and more drive, ready to lead the world, dominate the world. |
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And they will become wise and see that the only true purpose of man is to tend to the nature of earth and mankind will reform to gardening and all will be well and the aliens will finally let us join the galactic gardening club. |
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Someone will invent chocolate toothpaste. |
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<holds arms djinni style and nods head>
[link] |
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Brushing the gums, (much like shaving the face), introduces micro-lacerations in the tissue which can act as a portal for infection. |
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I much prefer the technique of ingesting diseased and infected bodily exudates and crusts so as to allow my immune system to develop antigens for these microbial threats as they battle them *after* being severely weakened by digestion. |
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So that, if you ingest only exudates and then reprocess your
excretions by ingestion, cyclicly, you would be effectively
purifying
the result so that only the really strong bad guys would be
left to train your antigen army -- sort of like civet coffee
but for medicine. |
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I need a Cliff's Notes version to rcarty's brain. |
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Rcarty's annotation deleted by accident on an iPhone:
The true secret is in the 1970''s aroud '73 there was
the introduction of widespread "psychological" reforms, as
the new wave of competitive adaptiveness and fitness
determination. Basically adopting the neoliberal political
ideology, and the behavioural and discursive regime
favorable to capitalism, or if those norms and values
breakdown, or behavioural routine breakdown, that's a lack
of fitness, a sickness, and psychiatry and pharmaceuticals
are simply part of the disciplary system of capitalism in the
overall market ethos of competitive selection. Really when
so much normative behaviour corresponds to the discursive
regime of political economy, then abnormativity is
dysfunctional within those constraints. Of course brushing
teeth makes a person much more marketable and better at
close communication, not brush teeth is a breakdown in a
person not maintaining the value of their own saleable
commodity self, and the routine of personal hygiene and
self-care of property of the common market, like girls
buttocks, when properly maintained through fitness
regimes, and those contained in music for twerking, the
result is an increase in market evaluation for buttocks in
general - all thanks to self mainenance to appease the mass
market. That's why we're seeing extraordinary gains in
'booty meat' appraisals across the board.b. Shrink wrappedd
booty meat today fetches tenfold 1950s levels after
adjusting for inflation. The only meat worth more is the
human brain, thanks to the alignment of psychology and
capitalism for improving value in that domain. |
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Basically imposing an inducemnt through a cruelty of
making social status contingent on behaviourism through a
process rather than not alienating this important object in
its devices for improving the commodified object whose
subjectivity is dependant on its social form.
— rcarty, Oct 01 |
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