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Realizing the potential of adding more shopping days,
stores
will begin celebrating Orthodox Christmas, resulting in the
elimination of the post-Christmas letdown, and the moving
of
Black Friday sales to President's Day.
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Donald Trump will be elected the 45th President of
the United States. Oh wait, this is the blatantly
idiotic prediction list. |
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I'll just close that square bracket in the title - ] |
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But now there's one odd square bracket amongst a
trio of rounded ones... the horror! |
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The squares and rounded ones will finally live in peace and harmony! Among others who should... |
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//live in peace and harmony! Among others who
should...// |
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I agree. If only everyone would live together in
peace and harmony, in a world without weapons,
they'd be much easier targets. |
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// The squares and rounded ones will finally live in peace and harmony! // |
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{We hope you're not including us in that} |
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I don't think any of us are squares...but I've been getting a bit
rounded in my old age! |
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Year() is a predefined argument in Excel. |
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Oh come now, if you're going to bring up silly programs go all
the way and define a function in pong+brainfork. |
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I despise programming almost as much as I despise Ted
Cruz. |
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Why Cruz, Ray? Is it the voice? That and the
uncanny McCarthy resemblance do it for me. |
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He has absolutely no concept of self-awareness. He's
wasted hundreds of millions on his stunts that
accomplished exactly zero, he's loathed by everyone who
works with him. He has no concept of compromise. He
stands for idiotic things on a consistent basis, and is Joe
McCarthy to Trump's Hitler. For 7 or more years he
actually has a negative accomplishment rating in
Congress if that's even possible, having passed basically 0
effective legislation and wasted everyone's time with his
b.s. He's the primary stumbling block to getting anything
done. He purports to be smart but is regressively, and
even proudly, ignorant of anything that he cares to
comment on. |
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I think I know what it is now. Its the eyes. The sad puppy-
dog eyes and forever-pensive look. Is he even capable of
smiling? |
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