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Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for Year(n+1), where n=Year()

 Really Maxwell, you should've seen this coming.
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Realizing the potential of adding more shopping days, stores will begin celebrating Orthodox Christmas, resulting in the elimination of the post-Christmas letdown, and the moving of Black Friday sales to President's Day.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 01 2015

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       Donald Trump will be elected the 45th President of the United States. Oh wait, this is the blatantly idiotic prediction list.
—theircompetitor, Dec 01 2015
   

       Damn.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2015
   

       I'll just close that square bracket in the title - ]
—hippo, Dec 01 2015
   

       But now there's one odd square bracket amongst a trio of rounded ones... the horror!
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2015
   

       The squares and rounded ones will finally live in peace and harmony! Among others who should...
—xandram, Dec 01 2015
   

       //live in peace and harmony! Among others who should...//   

       I agree. If only everyone would live together in peace and harmony, in a world without weapons, they'd be much easier targets.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2015
   

       // The squares and rounded ones will finally live in peace and harmony! //   

       {We hope you're not including us in that}   

       <manaical cackling/>
—8th of 7, Dec 01 2015
   

       I don't think any of us are squares...but I've been getting a bit rounded in my old age!
—xandram, Dec 02 2015
   

       year () is undefined.
—Voice, Dec 02 2015
   

       Year() is a predefined argument in Excel.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 02 2015
   

       Oh come now, if you're going to bring up silly programs go all the way and define a function in pong+brainfork.
—Voice, Dec 03 2015
   

       I despise programming almost as much as I despise Ted Cruz.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 03 2015
   

       Why Cruz, Ray? Is it the voice? That and the uncanny McCarthy resemblance do it for me.
—theircompetitor, Dec 03 2015
   

       He has absolutely no concept of self-awareness. He's wasted hundreds of millions on his stunts that accomplished exactly zero, he's loathed by everyone who works with him. He has no concept of compromise. He stands for idiotic things on a consistent basis, and is Joe McCarthy to Trump's Hitler. For 7 or more years he actually has a negative accomplishment rating in Congress if that's even possible, having passed basically 0 effective legislation and wasted everyone's time with his b.s. He's the primary stumbling block to getting anything done. He purports to be smart but is regressively, and even proudly, ignorant of anything that he cares to comment on.   

       He is my arch-enemy.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 03 2015
   

       I think I know what it is now. Its the eyes. The sad puppy- dog eyes and forever-pensive look. Is he even capable of smiling?
—RayfordSteele, Feb 18 2016
   


 

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