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This phone has a small set of teeth inset into the bottom. They can open and close using a hinge set into the rear of the cover. When an incoming call is detected the teeth start snapping manically. If the phone is left on a table it will move and jump about menacingly until you answer it.
Mind
your fingers.
The Bitey Phone
http://www.purple-p...kery/biteyphone.jpg
[wagster, Jun 16 2005]
Ring World
Ring_20World
[theircompetitor, Jun 17 2005]
What I imagined...
http://www.bathyfor...m/chatterphone.html
Not as multi-function as wags', but a little more friendly? [moomintroll, Jun 17 2005]
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This would make a good pager too! Would you need to put your ear between the teeth to answer it? |
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Don't do that [bung]. It's not dangerous, but it will hurt. |
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Simple, useless, entertaining. [+] |
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I imagined this as a set of wind-up teeth that clacked instead of ringing, and hinged open like a clamshell to become the headset. I'm bunning that, rather than that (rather scary) picture... |
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"Sorry, no, it's not a bad connection; I just got my phone out of my purse and it has a mouthful of chewing gum..." [+] |
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That's how it started out [moom], but it went a bit sinister in photoshop. |
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Only logical. The vibrate function has found many alternative uses already... |
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Will it nibble at fleas? Woof. |
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Sorry, if this thing rang I'd be faster than lightning when reach for the cricket bat. I'd be hitting it out the ground rather than answering it. |
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<Aussie accent> "Hey, Sheila, ring me agin will ya? Ah've only got halfway through the shearing. " </Aa> |
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Just can't keep away from that ol' Photoshop... <linky> |
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didn't this happen in a scene from cronenberg's videodrome? |
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I don't know, but it's obviously a film I need to see. |
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