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Bitey Phone

 Clack, clack, clack...
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This phone has a small set of teeth inset into the bottom. They can open and close using a hinge set into the rear of the cover. When an incoming call is detected the teeth start snapping manically. If the phone is left on a table it will move and jump about menacingly until you answer it.

Mind your fingers.

—wagster, Jun 16 2005

The Bitey Phone http://www.purple-p...kery/biteyphone.jpg
[wagster, Jun 16 2005]

Ring World Ring_20World
[theircompetitor, Jun 17 2005]

What I imagined... http://www.bathyfor...m/chatterphone.html
Not as multi-function as wags', but a little more friendly? [moomintroll, Jun 17 2005]

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       This would make a good pager too! Would you need to put your ear between the teeth to answer it?
—bungston, Jun 16 2005
   

       Don't do that [bung]. It's not dangerous, but it will hurt.
—wagster, Jun 16 2005
   

       Simple, useless, entertaining. [+]   

       Excellent pic. [+++]
—daseva, Jun 16 2005
   

       I imagined this as a set of wind-up teeth that clacked instead of ringing, and hinged open like a clamshell to become the headset. I'm bunning that, rather than that (rather scary) picture...
—moomintroll, Jun 16 2005
   

       "Sorry, no, it's not a bad connection; I just got my phone out of my purse and it has a mouthful of chewing gum..." [+]
—lurch, Jun 16 2005
   

       That's how it started out [moom], but it went a bit sinister in photoshop.
—wagster, Jun 17 2005
   

       Who's teeth?
—daseva, Jun 17 2005
   

       Only logical. The vibrate function has found many alternative uses already...
—wagster, Jun 17 2005
   

       Will it nibble at fleas? Woof.
—Shz, Jun 17 2005
   

       Sorry, if this thing rang I'd be faster than lightning when reach for the cricket bat. I'd be hitting it out the ground rather than answering it.
—Jinbish, Jun 17 2005
   

       <Aussie accent> "Hey, Sheila, ring me agin will ya? Ah've only got halfway through the shearing. " </Aa>   

       Just can't keep away from that ol' Photoshop... <linky>
—moomintroll, Jun 17 2005
   

       didn't this happen in a scene from cronenberg's videodrome?
—benfrost, Jun 18 2005
   

       I don't know, but it's obviously a film I need to see.
—wagster, Jun 18 2005
   


 

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