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Barbecue Smokes

 Enjoy the taste of a fine barbecue anytime!
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Now you too can enjoy the taste of a summer barbecue anytime you light up.

Barbecue Smokes combine the taste of a backyard barbecue smoker with fine turkish and domestic tobaccos for the ultimate smoking pleasure.

Available in Mesquite, Applewood and Hickory flavors.

Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking may be hazardous to your health, but damn are these Hickory Smokes tasty! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002

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       Or you could open a bag of barbecue-flavor crisps (chips), and enjoy the taste without having to waste away from lung cancer.
—DrCurry, Jul 30 2002
   

       Broccoli kills cancer.
—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002
   

       Maybe if you smoked the barbeque chips....
—Aurora, Jul 30 2002
   

       You can get those at any smokeshop, bliss.. they've just removed the corn from the cob.
—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002
   

       Hmm... Broccoli smokes..   

       Surgeon General's warning: May cause serious gastric upset if taken internally
—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002
   

       Haven't you heard that chips (crisps) may also cause cancer through acryl amid?
—FarmerJohn, Jul 30 2002
   

       Hmm... Broccoli chips (crisps)...
—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002
   

       How much crisp could a crisp chip crisp if a crisp chip could chip crisps?
—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002
   

       Yes, why not a full spectrum of food flavored fags. Burger Bensons, Matzo-ball Marlboros, and I've heard that the USAF like to smoke Chinese Embassies...
—General Washington, Jul 30 2002
   

       Why not just put barbecue sauce on an awl and stab yourself in the chest? That's the low-tech way.
—gootyam, Jul 30 2002
   

       and smoking is high-tech?
—Mr Burns, Jul 30 2002
   

       High-temp.
—angel, Jul 31 2002
   

       A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says "I want 69."
His wife says "Why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"
—thumbwax, Jul 31 2002
   
      
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