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This 'Hat' would consist of a very tight elastic band, attached to a lining of flexible plastic, which is then attached to a container of your choice.
You can keep your goldfish with you everywhere you go! has small air hole on top, so as the fish can breathe.
On second thought, considering fish
live in their own toilet, maybe not.
And yes, the water is in direct contact with your scalp.
And yes, you may judge me partially (or even half) insane for this idea, or for this drawing I whipped up.
See <link> for diagram
(?) Aqua Hat drawing
http://img287.echo....9510/aquahat4vq.jpg
CRappy MS Paint drawing I whipped up. [EvilPickels, May 20 2005]
Matching Shoes
http://www.phatpimp...pimpshoesblack.html
I couldn't find a picture from "I'm gonna get you sucka" [Zimmy, May 21 2005]
Fishbowl Diving
Fishbowl_20Diving
whole helmet [FarmerJohn, May 23 2005]
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Dammit, It's like, I knew I was gonna laugh heartily at the hat even before I saw it, and that I'd happily give you a bun for the good laugh. And, for a minute, my humanity seemed so mechanical, yet so remarkable in its delicate causality, and I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do, was ding-a-dang-dong my ding-a-long-ling-long. [+] |
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I think you get a bun just for the drawing. |
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Shave your head and put a plecostomus in the hat. Have a squeaky clean dome all day long! |
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Thank you for clearly labling the picture's components. |
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wow, look at the buns! good job EP. |
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No I wasn't the model. :P |
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Sounds a little awkward in terms of balancing but I love the idea nontheless.
If your insane person had hair would he have an issue with the fish mistaking it for food? |
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Maybe. But, you will never have to cut your hair again! |
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hmmm... just shave your head and attach some kelp. |
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Salt tanks are a lot of work to maintain. But maybe your sweat saline can be calculated in. |
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Oh, and you should add a chin strap to help maintain the seal. |
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Good for the summer months!(+) Do the fish come with the hat? |
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I like the idea of a goldfish hat, but think I would include a separator liner between the fishtank and my head. |
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