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Nice! Definitely needs to be poseable. I'm just a bit
concerned about getting the rolls of his legs. Perhaps if he
was wall mounted, maybe in a sitting position, like perhaps
sitting ON something..? |
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You simply unscrew the feet to get at the rolls on
the legs. |
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An Andrexaconda would be more practical. |
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... until it elects to curl itself around the ol' Family Jewel Box and start squeezing. |
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Given the existence of toilet tissue in a variety of colours, is there not a significant risk that Andrex Man might be confused with Bertie Bassett ? <link> |
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Unless you've started snacking on the toilet rolls
again! I thought you'd stopped all that nonsense
after the last bout of papierrhoea. |
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We have more than sufficient discrimination to avoid such a misfortune; but there are others who may be vulnerable to such confusion... |
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Thus speaks the voice of experience. |
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He could have a stand like an artist's lay figure. Then he
could point his toes, and you wouldn't have to unscrew
anything. |
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