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Andrex Man
store several rolls of toilet paper on an adjustable maniken | |
Running out of toilet paper when you thought you had a spare roll is a bit annoying, so I have devised a storage method that clearly shows how many rolls are left.
It's best to view the illustration (a ten minute scribble) to understand the idea more fully.
He's named Andrex Man in respect of
the famous manufacturers of toilet paper in the UK, and also with reference to "Michelin Man" who is composed entirely of tyres.
Andrex Man!
https://sodabred.tu...a-halfbaked-idea-by
[xenzag, Feb 27 2020]
Bertie Bassett
https://creativepoo...ects/bertie-bassett
Sweet ... [8th of 7, Feb 27 2020]
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Nice! Definitely needs to be poseable. I'm just a bit
concerned about getting the rolls of his legs. Perhaps if he
was wall mounted, maybe in a sitting position, like perhaps
sitting ON something..? |
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You simply unscrew the feet to get at the rolls on
the legs. |
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An Andrexaconda would be more practical. |
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... until it elects to curl itself around the ol' Family Jewel Box and start squeezing. |
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Given the existence of toilet tissue in a variety of colours, is there not a significant risk that Andrex Man might be confused with Bertie Bassett ? <link> |
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Unless you've started snacking on the toilet rolls
again! I thought you'd stopped all that nonsense
after the last bout of papierrhoea. |
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We have more than sufficient discrimination to avoid such a misfortune; but there are others who may be vulnerable to such confusion... |
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Thus speaks the voice of experience. |
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He could have a stand like an artist's lay figure. Then he
could point his toes, and you wouldn't have to unscrew
anything. |
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