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Driven out if his mind by the bizarre malfunctions of his Surface convertible tablet, a deranged expert in colonic irrigation circumvents all the security surrounding the home of Microsofts founder, and in a surreal yet hilarious act of revenge utilizes his professional skills to their full extent on
Bill and Melinda.
Working title: "Enema at the Gates'"
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Every time I read one of your pun-based ideas, [8th], I'm
reminded of all the great humorists and wordsmiths of the
20th and 21st centuries. Having been reminded of them, I
think "Why couldn't [8th] be more like them?" |
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Some stupid nonsense called "copyright", apparently. |
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But seriously, who's going be our Hollywood
agent...and who will succumb first to dumbing
down in preference for the readies... |
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Are you sure there isn't a porn film called that already? |
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I mean, I haven't checked, and don't plan to. You do it. |
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I have heard there is a film called "Shaving Ryan's Privates". I
don't plan to investigate that
further, either.
But I suspect that there may be something of a genre
naming convention, and your title would be right up there. |
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Right up where ... ? Hur, hur, hur ..... ahem. |
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Sturton read this idea. He has remarkably low standards. He
just said "meh". |
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