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This would be something like KungFu meets Dexter meets Steven
King meets Waiting for Godot -- a Buhdist monk who has taken vows
of silence, hermeticism and non-violence, and lives by himself but is
fed whole vegetables daily through a hole in the wall, never-the-
less, becomes a serial killer,
of the vegetables, and to pass the time
invents, complex plot lines that involve many police vegetables
standing around talking about who the killer might be, while the
lone human in the room is surreptitiously slicing and dicing up one at
a time of their companions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiriol
[pocmloc, Nov 25 2013]
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This is not just an idea constructed to support a
pun. It's an idea constructed to support an old and
well-worn pun. |
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Also, vegetables are not cereals. |
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The idea came first, from watching Dexter, where the
stereotypic serial killer is really smart, and thinking that if
they are so smart then why aren't they vegetarians, and
then thinking that maybe really really smart serial killers
just turn into really good vegetarian cooks. |
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Maybe this monk could only cook grains and only use a
really fine point exacto knife to do his slicing and dicing. |
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If he sliced up fish instead he could be a
Serial Giller … |
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If, by murder, one proposes to express, either physically, in premeditation, or by any other manner, the real functioning of thought in the absence of all control exercised by reason, outside of all aesthetic and moral preoccupation... |
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Would it make them a surreal killer? |
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If they did it more than once in an
underground room, would they be a serial
surreal cellar killer? |
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A fridge containing elver in lemon. |
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If instead of slicing up vegetables he performed repair on
transport vehicles, would be then be a Truck Mechanic? |
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(Wait, am I doing this right?) |
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If a large enough group of Americans went vegan could they form their own vegetative state? |
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Do white supremacists who go vegan become vegetaryans? |
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So many questions, so little thyme. |
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Barbecuing his victims one at a time the serial griller sought to open a restaurant, but could not get a health permit. Deadly bacteria was found in the human beans. |
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Remember Pythagoras! We should avenge his death! |
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If he only killed a beknighted anguilliform, he would be a Sir Eel killer. |
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And if the microbioligical bacteria was devlivered via Uline Heat Sealer, would they be a serial surreal cellar cellular sealer killer? |
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<peers into discussion, slips back out quietly and moves away> |
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