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A wash-out of a movie

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Driven out if his mind by the bizarre malfunctions of his Surface convertible tablet, a deranged expert in colonic irrigation circumvents all the security surrounding the home of Microsoft’s founder, and in a surreal yet hilarious act of revenge utilizes his professional skills to their full extent on Bill and Melinda.

Working title: "Enema at the Gates'"

—8th of 7, Apr 28 2019

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       Every time I read one of your pun-based ideas, [8th], I'm reminded of all the great humorists and wordsmiths of the 20th and 21st centuries. Having been reminded of them, I think "Why couldn't [8th] be more like them?"
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 28 2019
   

       Some stupid nonsense called "copyright", apparently.
—8th of 7, Apr 28 2019
   

       But seriously, who's going be our Hollywood agent...and who will succumb first to dumbing down in preference for the readies...
—not_morrison_rm, Apr 28 2019
   

       Are you sure there isn't a porn film called that already?   

       I mean, I haven't checked, and don't plan to. You do it.   

       I have heard there is a film called "Shaving Ryan's Privates". I don't plan to investigate that further, either.
But I suspect that there may be something of a genre naming convention, and your title would be right up there.
—Loris, Apr 29 2019
   

       Right up where ... ? Hur, hur, hur ..... ahem.
—8th of 7, Apr 29 2019
   

       Sturton read this idea. He has remarkably low standards. He just said "meh".
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 29 2019
   


 

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