Cabbage, when laid on the skin, works great for removing internal inflammation. It helps heal burns, eczema, and acne.
But it smells terrible, and when you're on a seminar at a fancy convention center you can't just take it out of the bag and put it on your knee.
Oderless cabbage is cabbage lacking that distinctive smell. Problem solved.-- pashute, Jul 27 2017 It works. Try it. https://www.youtube...watch?v=mvMZ-4h-mmg [pashute, Jul 27 2017] So, how exactly did you burn your knee … ?-- 8th of 7, Jul 27 2017 Magic. Magic cabbage ....-- normzone, Jul 27 2017 It's an inflammation. And not my knee but rather the knee of my best friend (who happens to be my wife).-- pashute, Jul 27 2017 How does it heal "internal inflammation"? I can understand how it might soothe or treat external inflammation.-- hippo, Jul 27 2017 So, you're trying to help your wife and best friend, and the best you can come up with is ... cabbage ?
There are these people called "doctors" although admittedly their services are probably a little more expensive than brassica-based therapies...-- 8th of 7, Jul 27 2017 When the Intercalary sprained his ankle a year ago, we duct-taped an aubergine to his ankle. Didn't help but it made us laugh.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 27 2017 random, halfbakery