Cabbage, when laid on the skin, works great for removing internal inflammation. It helps heal burns, eczema, and acne.

But it smells terrible, and when you're on a seminar at a fancy convention center you can't just take it out of the bag and put it on your knee.

Oderless cabbage is cabbage lacking that distinctive smell. Problem solved.
-- pashute, Jul 27 2017

It works. Try it. https://www.youtube...watch?v=mvMZ-4h-mmg
[pashute, Jul 27 2017]

So, how exactly did you burn your knee … ?
-- 8th of 7, Jul 27 2017


Magic. Magic cabbage ....
-- normzone, Jul 27 2017


It's an inflammation. And not my knee but rather the knee of my best friend (who happens to be my wife).
-- pashute, Jul 27 2017


How does it heal "internal inflammation"? I can understand how it might soothe or treat external inflammation.
-- hippo, Jul 27 2017


So, you're trying to help your wife and best friend, and the best you can come up with is ... cabbage ?

There are these people called "doctors" although admittedly their services are probably a little more expensive than brassica-based therapies...
-- 8th of 7, Jul 27 2017


When the Intercalary sprained his ankle a year ago, we duct-taped an aubergine to his ankle. Didn't help but it made us laugh.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 27 2017



random, halfbakery