In a Unicorn Fencing Contest, the two combatants put on Unicorn heads, equipped with the horns supplanted by épées suitable for the purpose of fencing, then begin to engage with each other. Making “horsey” noises and gestures is encouraged.
They must follow all of the well established rules of fencing, with points being recorded and stored through electronic contact and detection. On guard!! neahhhhhh-- xenzag, Mar 24 2016 Unicorn head http://www.thinkgee...head_mask_inuse.jpgresting between contests, with épée removed [xenzag, Mar 24 2016] Sheep fencing https://www.youtube...watch?v=a92_zRyFqQ0 [normzone, Mar 24 2016] Pantomime unicorn suits ?
Since the protagonists will have all their upper-body strength available to manipulate the weapon, we suggest a rapier, which would have a better chance of inflicting serious injury. Scoring would not require any electronics, but simply be based on the amount of blood.-- 8th of 7, Mar 24 2016 Narwhals.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 24 2016 Gesundheit !-- 8th of 7, Mar 24 2016 Gedanken.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 24 2016 Yes, but by definition you wouldn't know who had won.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 24 2016 Unicorns can never be fenced.
... philistine-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 25 2016 They do, however, make a decent split rail.-- FlyingToaster, Mar 25 2016 random, halfbakery