Ever try to spoon Nutella onto cereal or ice cream? Makes a real mess sometimes. Seems it'd make sense if it was packaged in something other than a jar. What other products have the same consistency? Toothpaste and grease! Toothpaste tube for road trips and a caulking gun for the kitchen. One of the smaller ones would be perfect.-- Steamboat, Apr 02 2017 Tubes for food https://www.rei.com...-tubes-package-of-2Squeezable, refillable tubes for (paste-consistency) food. Not WKTE, but they do exist. [neutrinos_shadow, Apr 02 2017] http://img.over-blo...6ba873_nutella.jpeg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 02 2017] The posting of this idea may well turn out to be one of the turning points in human history.
[+]-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 02 2017 [+] What [MB] said.
One of those battery-powered caulking guns used by windscreen repairers would be ideal.-- 8th of 7, Apr 02 2017 Should be possible to do this. Can one not purchase enpty caulk containers? And catering sized jars of Nutella?-- pocmloc, Apr 02 2017 Nutella Mastic-- hippo, Apr 02 2017 They make Nutella in a squeeze bottle, but for the real aficionado... [link]-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 02 2017 // One of those battery-powered caulking guns... //
Naw. Steel drum with pneumatic delivery.-- whatrock, Apr 03 2017 //pneumatic delivery// - yes, some kind of Nutella sputtering is needed-- hippo, Apr 03 2017 Explosively formed molten Nutella projectiles ... a Nutella Bazooka.-- 8th of 7, Apr 03 2017 How about a miniature fracking rig, injecting Nutella into a meringue bedrock?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 03 2017 //miniature fracking rig// - excellent idea, as long as the fracking technology also supports the injection of lemon drizzle into Lemon Drizzle Cake, and the subcutaneous basting of roasts.-- hippo, Apr 03 2017 The British have finally discovered what Americans did to cheese a long time ago, and ironically love it.-- RayfordSteele, Apr 03 2017 Yes, but we call it "Nutella" rather than "chocolate", much as "Cheez Wizz" should be called "sealant" rather than "cheese".-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 03 2017 // discovered what Americans did to cheese a long time ago //
Pump it down deep boreholes under very high pressure ? That's one of the best uses for American "cheese" we've ever heard of.
The confusing nomenclature shouldn't be a surprise. After all, "prairie oysters" are emphatically not a seafood, "buffalo wings" are entirely unrelated to the large herbivorous mammal of the same name, and the so-called "World series" doesn't actually involve teams from anywhere outside the USA.
So calling a crudely-refined bitumen derivative "cheese" is no surprise at all.-- 8th of 7, Apr 03 2017 How about an expanding version : "No more empty pastries".-- Loris, Apr 03 2017 //crudely-refined bitumen derivative// Now now, [8th], play fair. It's also bleached and de-flavoured.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 03 2017 [8th of 7]; the Yanks don't invite other countries into their "World Series" because they know that they would get their arses handed to them...-- neutrinos_shadow, Apr 03 2017 The very same reason there are no Venusians in the Miss Universe pageant.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 03 2017 random, halfbakery