When the wind is blowing, it makes leccy.

When no wind, a capacitor/battery moves the turbine tilts 90 degrees, carnival cars come out and small children go "weeeh*" and get some money in the downtime.

It's the way I tell them.

* The cars are waterproof.
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 17 2021

Prior Art https://xkcd.com/1378/
[pertinax, Mar 18 2021]

Will they tilt at Don Quixote?
-- lurch, Mar 17 2021


I accept your challenge. Who is your second?
-- pocmloc, Mar 17 2021


“Wind turbines at dawn!”
-- hippo, Mar 17 2021


Take twenty paces, turn and ... just keep turning, if you don't mind.
-- pertinax, Mar 17 2021


^ (+)
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 17 2021


//small children go "weeeh*" and get some money// Cringy PrinceAndy-Epsteiny statement notwithstanding, I approve of this 21st century upgrade to dueling windmills; my drone is charged and ready for battle!
-- Sgt Teacup, Mar 18 2021


Do helicopters count ?
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 18 2021


Kiddies as wind? Need open ended cars and an oversized bouncy castle. Parents always pay.
-- wjt, Mar 18 2021


"Gentlemen, choose your weapons!"

"Five paces!"

"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Four!"
"Five!"
"ROTATE!"

<WHIRRRRRR... ThwiP-thwiP-thwiPPP!>

"Someone call an ambulance! And a jigsaw puzzle expert!."
-- UnaBubba, Mar 18 2021



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