'We've tried everything possible, and none of it has worked, therefore we must try the impossible.' -Sun Ra

Hotter than tea, more durable than porcelain, utilitarian, musical under certain circumstances, yet able to shatter into glittering fragments and do serious harm. Not related to small dogs or teeny pigs. Not made in China, India or Persia.

The Ooolongftangftangbank : it's where I keep my tea.

Thank you. Carry on.

[May 10 2013, last modified Mar 02 2021]

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