Toastation devices come in multiples of 2 slice models, which is entirely disconvenient--usually resulting in waste heat or waste toasted bread--when assembling the traditional double-decker Club(house) sandwich.
Enter the three-slice toaster--capable of accepting various widths of bread--which, in one swell foop, toasts all three slices of bread needed for the club, with no waiting for the third slice (as when using the common 2-slice toaster).
Also useful when toast is served to couples with a 'one child only' policy, the cast of Three's Company, the Three Bears, Winken, Blinken and Nod, the Three Stooges and similar.
Comes with attached container of extra-long toothpick skewers with little coloured frilly bits on the end.-- Sgt Teacup, Feb 26 2021 (?) Exhibit A https://www.dualit....ducts/3-slice-vario [pocmloc, Feb 26 2021] Secret mmethod of slyly undercutting other people's ideas https://www.google....h?q=3+slice+toaster [pocmloc, Feb 26 2021] 3-slice NOT available in Canada https://www.cooksto...ter&q=slice+toasterWhy not?! It's obviously a great idea. [Sgt Teacup, Feb 26 2021] I have one of those Dualit 3 slots. It's a fine instrument devoid of any digital rubbish.-- xenzag, Feb 26 2021 A lot of companies make fragile plastic junk and try to sell it for three times its value by claiming it has "features". This pissed me off, but I really blew my top when I read "redefining quality" in a business textbook that advocated that practice. I'm a neophile: a forward-looking lover of technology and science. But I share your revulsion of e-garbage with a passion. It's insulting, bad for the environment, bad for the consumer, and obvious. They may as well put "you'll pay what we charge, retard" on the packaging.-- Voice, Feb 26 2021 As for the idea, [+/-]-- Voice, Feb 26 2021 [Voice], yes, we agree about the e-waste. This is not a junky gimmicky toaster. This is an analog toaster, clunky, steel body, substantial, no corn-based plastic cord for the mice to chew.
The reusable biodegradable container of bamboo skewers is a convenience meant to hold the quarters of the first few club sandwiches together. Like the tiny 'taster' bottle of whisky attached to the neck of the full-size Crown Royal bottle, it's a little extra, just for fun.-- Sgt Teacup, Feb 26 2021 I've seen 4-slice models, but not 3-slice.-- RayfordSteele, Feb 27 2021 ^Just check out those links there are plenty of three slice toasters!-- xandram, Feb 27 2021 The Dualit toasters (not the cheap Dualits, the proper, original Dualits) also have the benefit of being repairable. When, after a few decades of regular use, the timer, or a heating element breaks, you can order a new part and fit it yourself.-- hippo, Feb 28 2021 I can confirm, [hippo]. We have had a Dualit toaster for a long time now... one of the industrial ones.-- UnaBubba, Mar 03 2021 [RS] you could get a 4-slice one and stick gaffer tape over one of the slots.-- pocmloc, Mar 03 2021 I love the smell of burning gaffer tape in the morning-- hippo, Mar 03 2021 Well use tinfoil then. Why do I have to do all the thinking here?-- pocmloc, Mar 03 2021 It's your day in the rotation. It works sorta like the V that geese fly in.-- RayfordSteele, Mar 03 2021 random, halfbakery