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wing implants

 stretch skin on back, implant frame
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Why not "develop" fashion wings by stretching the skin on the back? Once sufficiently stretched one could instert a frame of sorts giving the appearance of human wings. Attach them to the shoulder blades for realistic movement. want black wings? call your tattoo artis buddy... even better yet have her/him stipple on a scale pattern! no... I would not do this, and yes, anyone that actually would is nuts. I would find it interesting however!
—admcs, Jul 09 2003

OK, I'll just have to do it myself http://www.weeklywo...s/batboy/batboy.jpg
[gnomethang, Oct 04 2004]

Sweet Little Angel for gnomethang http://www.geocitie.../songs/sweetlit.htm
lyrics - B B King; fansite - Buddy Guy; no popups [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]

Horn inserts http://www.stevehaw...ortfolio/enigma.htm
[omegatron, Nov 28 2004]

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       Watch out in elevators, and stiff Chicago winds.
—RayfordSteele, Jul 09 2003
   

       <Esmeralda to Quasimodo> Has your wing skin stretch frame slid to the front, or are you just happy to ring my bell? </Esmeralda to Quasimodo>
—FarmerJohn, Jul 09 2003
   

       I've got a sweeeeeeet little angel
And I love the waaaAAy she spreads her wing implants...
—thumbwax, Jul 10 2003
   

      
<looks s-l-o-w-l-y round in direction of [TW]>
You could make bat wings and put them on a small child.
Hey! I seem to remember a similar picture seen *somewhere* on this site before. I wonder if (ahem) *anyone* could post a link to a picture like that?
</looks s-l-o-w-l-y round in direction of [TW]>
—gnomethang, Jul 10 2003
   

       I’ve always thought the whole business of breast implants to be so unimaginative. So wings, yes [admcs], that’s a good start. But don’t stop with the back. My gosh, there’s a lot of undeveloped skin out there. Like, how about the head? How about plastic horn inserts? L.A. is ready for it. Informal street competition would naturally lead to longer and longer horns, and eventually to antlers. Closing my eyes, I see them skating by me now, wearing nothing but speedos and foot long antlers. (Ok, there are a few wings out there too.) Then a form of extreme sports would emerge, based upon the sexual rivalries of moose, and then it would get its own television show, and then…
—pluterday, Jul 12 2003
   

       I've just always thought that having dragon wings would be AWESOME. Wouldn't it though? Seriously, and add the reptilian tail... Nice mix.
—dracea5, Sep 02 2003
   

       ev'ry time a bell rings...
—benlevi7, Sep 03 2003
   


 

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