h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Instead of getting surgery-
which is painful and risky (1/500 dead and probably most of
them have some pain?) - the fat person hires minimum wage
workers to attend 24/7, and every time extra food is picked
up, the worker uses the Taser on his employer (fringe benefit).
After a while it probably
would not be that painful- people
can be fast learners. Discomfort is how the surgery works - you
eat an extra bite and you get pain and often vomiting.
Is the Taser really worse (considering there is no risk from
surgery or from anesthesia, plus you eventually learn you can
do pretty much anything you set your mind to (with a little
help from a guy with a Taser).
There would be a problem with the employer bribing off his
worker- so some kind of internet surveillance may be necessary
and a prize to anyone who reports job negligence.
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We will pay minimum wage to taser fatties. Where do we sign up ? |
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