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villain barber kidnapping

thwart a supervillain's plans stylistically
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Why don't heroes of adventure/mystery/intrigue stories just target the villain's barber? Instead of sneaking into his mansion or complying with his circuitous plans, just target/kidnap his barber/hairdresser and he will be left without His moustache - think about it, he will either be left with a cheap bic razor and look babyfaced, grow a shabby and tramplike beard, or be forced to grow stubble and by sheer force of style he will join the rugged hero/es.
technobadger, Jan 04 2025

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       Your argument is very persuasive.
Loris, Jan 04 2025
  

       You think super villains aren't paranoid about about their barbers?   

       All the best one's shave their own heads.   
      
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