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Made by Durex or Trojan to promote themselves. Just change the molds at the factory and forget the lubricant.
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Hmmm, no wonder your name is evil. Trying to break
these would take a real mean streak. |
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How do you eat unbreakable watermelons? |
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Just a thought, this would make for cheaper waterballoon wars. One per contestant. |
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Hot rubber water bottles? |
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Maybe you young turks don't know this, but way back in my
college days Durex and Trojan's unlubricated products
made for pretty good water balloons just the way they
were. Actual balloons cost precious money (better spent on
food, gas, or D&D dice), but condoms were free by the
handful at the student health center. As an added benefit,
a long skinny water balloon is easier to conceal about your
person than a round fat one; perfect for ambushes. |
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^What about a long fat one? |
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