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tobac-o-brush
For dedicated smokers who have trouble brushing their teeth with a cigarette in their mouth. | |
Its so annoying having to take your cigarette out of your
mouth
for 5 minutes while you brush your teeth, buy the time you
have finished you have lost a quater of your cig to the
atmosphere. Save thousands of dollars a year in cigarettes
with the new tobac-o-brush. A way to keep a continuous
flow
of niccotine directed straight at your lungs while keeping
ontop of dental heygine at the same time!
The revolutionary design of the tobac-o-brush has various
attachments to hold cigarettes, bowls even bongs, what
ever
your substance of choice you can keep the dentist at bay
while never having to inhale fresh air which we all know
contains harmfull ozone as well as other deadly gasses.
tobac-o-
brush, get one today!
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I once knew a stoner so dedicated he smoked in the shower. This idea reminds me of him. |
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One of the most disgusting ideas I think I've ever heard of! |
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give it a day or two, wag. |
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gul, you seem to have lost a quarter of your quater. |
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next you'll be suggesting a basil brush for herb lovers. |
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No next i was going to suggest tobac-o-cutlery! |
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How would this work?
would it have some sort of hole through so that you could inhale the smoke from the cigarette/Bong /pipe, or would it simply have nicotine somehow built into the fibres of the brush |
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Whats the point of smoking with no smoke, ofcourse you
would inhale, the pipe would basically be a hollow
toothbrush with a bowl or place to put your cigarette in
the end, with another hole in the fibers so as you brush
you can take a long drag, toke, hit or puff. |
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//How would this work?// Easy, the bristles are made of tobacco fiber impregnated with a little nitrate and magnesium so the keep burning when wet. Since the brush burns off you get a new brush head every day, not like those non-smoking pigs who use the same toothbrush for weeks. |
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I'm not sure what the attachments are for. |
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ahhh it is a very funny image, I should draw a picture. |
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