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New from BorgCo, ready for the 2012 Christmas Gift Season, the Toenail Clipping Glovebox.
It's an acrylic box with flexible sealable cuffs for both wrists and one ankle. Insert foot into box through main port, insert hands (carrying toenail clippers or scissors) though secondary ports. Clip nails
with no risk of fragments ricocheting of walls, causing eye damage, or attracting negative comments from other residents.
Comes with special cleaning system allowing you to collect all nail fragments and dispose of safely, thus preventing those of an occult tendency from gaining control of your Immortal Soul* by sympathetic magic.
*Not applicable to the Scots, french, or welsh, who have no souls.
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I'm afraid to inquire, just how long are your toenails?
Otherwise I kind of like the idea, without the visual
of you clipping 2 inch long nails. |
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Since we invented this, tidy and acceptably
short. |
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this is clever, useful and obviously too practical. I'm a little disappointed. + ;-) |
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Hiya [dent], long time no see ... |
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Why has nobody released a compilation album with this
title consisting of songs by Aretha Franklin, James
Brown, et al.? |
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// attracting negative comments from other
residents// |
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I've long suspected you lived in a nursing home. |
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[+] Can the box just explode when it's full? |
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"Them drum machines ain't got no soul" |
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