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ingeniously designed so that by a few tugs of the arms and legs, the teddybear gets bigger with your growing child.
there’s a valve in the tummy button to add more stuffing.
growls a treat as you pull him about.
(*him – everyone knows that they are all male)
Transvestite teddy bear, I guess
http://www.cymruted...en/a_WLnew_2003.jpg
[DrCurry, Sep 27 2005]
Mention of "accordion fold bears"
http://66.102.7.104...teddy+bear%22&hl=en
Not what I was talking about in my annotation [half, Sep 28 2005]
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I'm kinda thinking this one won't be beary cuddly. |
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How about inflatable rather than telescoping? |
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Oh, yeah, croissant, if only for the mental image of gangly teenagers lugging around gangly 9' teddy bears. |
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inflatable generally means burstable or a pathetic slow deflatable. |
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I like the idea of it being ill-treated a bit. ssssh, you didn't hear me say that. |
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I don't think it was a teddy bear, but I've seen a "wind-up" music box thing that was wound by pulling a string. The string was covered by accordion pleated fabric that represented some segment of some creature. I want to say that it was the torso and/or legs of a stuffed bunny sorta like animal thing. |
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You could call these "Bungee Bears," btw. |
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Dunno, it wasn't me being stretched. It's just what popped in to my head as I visualized what you were proposing. |
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totally innocent, I promise. |
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