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imagine a snack that comes in a package with like 10 cookie like items, you grab the first one and crunch down on it but instead of a steady "crunch" the microscipic layers, designed at different thicknesses to break in a pattern, actually mimic a voice and say one short word, like "will" and as you
eat each piece another word vibrates your teeth, this way you could have a sentence in a package, like "will you marry me" or "con grat you lay shuns" etc.
******Update*******
marketing now has at their fingertips paper thin printable electronics that for a few cents can have packages play pre recorded sounds like "betcha bite a chip" when you pull the bag open.....oh the humanity....
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Khe ill your pair ents. crunch crunch crunch. |
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all.. your.. chips.. are.. be.. long.. to.. us.. |
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buy.. an.. oth.. er.. pack.. et |
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...one.... two..... one.... two.... is... this....thing... switched...on..... |
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you___r___going___to___need
a___fanny=======> counterweight...soon. |
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How about they just scream instead? |
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Or maybe that could be the limited edition
"Halloween version" talking food. |
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It would be even better if they would scream from
the moment you picked one up. |
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