Relationship Food

Someone described their love of diet coke to me as a vice this morning. They said that there was a can in the fridge waiting for them.

I asked is it calling you right now? and this inspired the question what if food could actually call you and communicate a message.

For example you buy some broccoli and before it goes bad its sends you a text message telling you "hey i am about to go bad why don't we stir fry tonight here is a recipe!"

Another example: You want someone to stop drinking diet coke because you think it rots their teeth and their guts, well then you can program the messages that the cans send to them. (sexy voice calls them)"Hey baby are you thirsty for me? I am feeling wet and delicious! I can't wait to erode the enamel from your teeth and sting your tongue today...Why don't you come and get me?"

Imagine programming a 12 pack of cans to antagonize your loved one?

I think that this would become a highly useful technology for fighting addiction and cutting down on waste.

Also people with a sexual food fetish would dig this, they could with the help of a friend carry on a long term relationship with the food item of their choice. Imagine the messages that a jar of peanut butter or chocolate sauce could send you while you are working.