h a l f b a k e r yGet half a life.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
This idea is for a rear-mounted Van der
Graaff generator to be mounted on cars
to
ward off tailgaters. When someone
comes
too close you operate the switch on the
dashboard (a knife switch, as in all the
monster laboratories in old horror films)
and impressive sparks arc out to the car
behind.
Possibly, energy for
the
sparks could come from some sort of
induction braking
system.
Alarming but perfectly
harmless to the car behind of course as
the car body acts like a Faraday cage,
protecting the occupants from the
sparks.
In any case they should have been
warned
against coming too close by the fact that
your car appears to have been welded
together from bits of lots of different
models of cars (don't worry, it's just an
after-market body kit) and has an
enourmous bolt going through it.
Van de Who?
http://www.howstuffworks.com/vdg.htm [PainOCommonSense, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Jacob's Ladder
http://www.bio.miam...b/tesla.html#jacobs This is what it is. [GenYus, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Can I build a Van der Graaff generator from lego?
http://www.physicsf....com/archive/t-1001 Now this *is* a halfbaked idea. [hippo, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
[link]
|
|
The sparks would more likely go to the road, unless the car behind is *really* close. And in my experience, driving a junk car makes the guy behind want to pass you even more urgently, possibly because they're afraid that bits will fall off and damage their paintwork. Perhaps in countries where crazy drivers might have a loaded revolver in the glove compartment, behaviour may differ. |
|
|
Since the early 1930s There has been a distinct lack of mad scientists with new inventions promoting the Van De Graff (correct spelling) so without question this gets a bun for that. For any budding megalomaniac please follow the link for more Static Information. |
|
|
# they're afraid that bits will fall off and damage their paintwork |
|
|
Will there be a Jacob's ladder mounted to the boot lid? You can't have a proper monster laboratory without at least one Jacob's ladder (link). |
|
|
Correct spelling is Van de Graaff. |
|
|
I built one of these in 5th grade - made 500kV sparks (about 4-5"). Lots of volts, very little current. |
|
|
[hippo]'s car idea gives me to consider: could a VdG be constructed using a car's tires as the belt? Tires would have to be made of strongly non-conductive material (no black, i.e. carbon-containing rubber!) |
|
|
Roadway material might have to be treated in a way so as to make it right on the triboelectric continuum, but auto bodies are already getting more and more rounded, optimal for charge conservation. |
|
|
Appropriate conductive points would collect the charge picked up by the insulating tires, and transfer this charge to the semi-spherical conductive auto body. |
|
|
One would have to remove any antennae, as they would serve to concentrate the charge (on second thought, these might make St Elmo's Fire, or corona discharge, which would look pretty cool at night!) |
|
|
A large highly charged metallic bun for you! |
|
|
Pastry for (pretty much) anything involving VdGGs, no matter how silly. <off-topic trivia>Incidentally, the first music played on BBC Radio One was recorded by Van der Graaf Generator.)</ott> |
|
|
Be *really* careful when filling the gas tank on this thing. |
|
|
[Tabs]: 'Flowers in the Rain' was the first record ('Excerpt from a Teenage Opera' was the second). 'Theme One', written by George Martin and subsequently recorded by VdGG, was the station ID and was played on start-up and closing (until they went 24 hour). </even sadder (and probably older) git> |
|
|
I have noticed at least 6 different types of spelling for the Van De Graaff Generator (correct spelling as provided by [csea]). |
|
|
2) Van der Graaff [hippo]
3) Van De Graff (my own foolish typo)
4) VdG [csea]
5) VdGG [Angel]
6) Van der Graaf Generator [Angel] (presumably this is the actual name of the band) |
|
|
I feel the need for some ISO Abbreviation to avoid these issues. I opt for the currently popular VdGG (notably lower case d and two G's). |
|
|
On mature consideration, a bun for the whole mad scientist aura thing. |
|
|
[energy guy]: Only if it's copper, and you shock it a few times. |
|
|
Actually I think you want a Tesla coil.
More compact, more juice. + |
|
|
// [cue-evi-laugh]// <distant click of a hand-dryer as it almost switches on> |
|
|
If you want to shower a tailgater with sparks you would be better off installing body-lowering hydraulics with skid plates on the bumper. |
|
|
or simply a piece of angle-iron on an hydraulic arm... that would actually work though you just might want to doublecheck where your fuel tank is in relation to sparks produced *before* you give it a shot on the interstate. |
|
| |