Magnetic Helicopter Slow-Driver- in-the-Fast-Lane Eliminator

Magnetic Helicopter Slow-Driver-in-the-Fast-Lane Eliminator: Everybody knows that traffic jams are caused by idiots who drive way the heck too slow in the fast lane because their brains have atrophied and they're oblivious to the fact that they're leading a half-mile parade of people who will need to eventually pass them on the right. Well, there's only one way to truly deal effectively with this problem that threatens the very essence of our mobile society -- traffic helicopters equipped with a powerful magnet at the end of a line that can be strategically lowered onto the offending vehicle. That vehicle (and, of course, its idiot driver) could be safely and effectively whisked away, to be deposited, perhaps, onto the roof of a parking garage. Or, better yet, the roof of a building that's not a parking garage.