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Cabbage, when laid on the skin, works great for removing
internal inflammation. It helps heal burns, eczema, and acne.
But it smells terrible, and when you're on a seminar at a fancy
convention center you can't just take it out of the bag and put it
on your knee.
Oderless cabbage is cabbage
lacking that distinctive smell.
Problem solved.
It works. Try it.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=mvMZ-4h-mmg
[pashute, Jul 27 2017]
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So, how exactly did you burn your knee … ? |
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Magic. Magic cabbage .... |
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It's an inflammation. And not my knee but rather the knee of
my best friend (who happens to be my wife). |
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How does it heal "internal inflammation"? I can
understand how it might soothe or treat external
inflammation. |
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So, you're trying to help your wife and best friend, and the best you can come up with is ... cabbage ? |
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There are these people called "doctors" although admittedly their services are probably a little more expensive than brassica-based therapies... |
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When the Intercalary sprained his ankle a year ago, we duct-taped an aubergine to his ankle. Didn't help but it made us laugh. |
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