h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Here's the set-up. One finds oneself in an unfamiliar powder room--and responsible for one mother of a stinky smell. Thank all of them gods allll at once that a thoughtful host(ess)has left out a handy dandy cannister of air freshener. "Phew" one thinks, picking up the can and pressing the nozzle:
OMG HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! : not only does it release a smell more rank than a thousand smelly bums, but it sounds like a bijillion of the most rank farts ever known to man(and i mean man) kind. of course, all of this fun and humiliation comes packaged in a charming cfc-freeeee container with flowers and what nots.
it's my first post, i'm wordy. in a sentence: novelty bathroom spray that makes a sound like a fart when you spray it and smells like shit. ha.
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why would you be in this other person's bathroom? are you a burglar? |
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if you are a friend or relative, surely this person (who owns the bathroom) would like you to be comfortable not humiliated. if you were working in this person's abode, they would want a good job to be done and so they would surely treat you with the same respect. |
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btw, where does the sound come from exactly? |
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Hmm, air horn meets stink bomb, all in a handy, decorative spray can. Sounds like something only a guy would find funny.
For about 5 seconds.
Sorry, fancypants, but I must [-]. |
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hmmmmmm, now canned (as in spraycan) noise might be interesting. |
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[marked-for-deletion] gross-out humor, cruelty, flavor (pick one). |
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The idea should not be judged on whether we personally would buy the product. |
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// I know some adolescents (of all ages) that would buy this.// |
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//Sounds like something only a guy would find funny.
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If only stupid immature men would buy this, it's still got a potential market of around a billion. bunnage [+] |
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I'd enjoy seeing this on the market and I am quite mature. |
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Maybe it takes a certain type of humor to appreciate a good prank. |
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I'd imagine in a traditional spray can only long squeeky high pitched bum noises could work. |
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I do think this would be funnier without the giveaway noise, though. and there should be flowers on the can. |
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I beleive fancypants said flowers on the container, meaning can. |
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Your right, he did say that, my bad. |
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Male or female, I think I'm in love with the inventor. |
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it's a 'novelty' item. it's, like, supposed to be stupid and silly.
i don't think i'd use it at myself as i would know the results. it's more for unsuspecting guests. 'cause it'd be stupid and silly. |
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it's an olfactory whoopee cushion--in a can!! |
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[admin: there are enough real products in exactly this space to make me ignore the marked-for-deletion tag; this isn't any worse, or less marketable, than what actually exists.] |
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