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Ahhh, the nice soft toilet seat! Dont you just love to sit and take one huge crap with a magazine? Well, I do! I have always wanted to poop out in the wilderness like the animals. What you can do is get some nice speakers and mount them to your toilet so there right next to your ears. Play some wilderness
music and sounds to make it real. Then, you can bring in some small trees and srubs into your bathroom. Totally deck your bathroom in trees and wild things. Then mount some padded arm rest on the toilet. That would be the best poop in the world!
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sorry mate ;) [po, Oct 04 2004]
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Ahhh... there's nothin like roughin it. |
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So, the infamous kennethkitley is back in the 'bakery, eh |
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/Does a bear shit in the woods?/
Yes, but it doesn't stink unless you're there to smell it. |
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If the pope shits in the woods, does that make the bears catholic. |
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Turn the toilet into a faux tree stump and sit on that, or go and have a crap whilst hiding in the corner of the greenhouse. You'll certainly have some flies buzzing about. |
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