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Noisy Pajamas are engineered to make as much noise as
possible as the wearer moves about.
I am thinking they will have a layer of the same crinkly plastic
material that the original sunchip snack bags were made from
sandwiched between two layers of flannel or cotton.
These pajamas could
be used for several reasons. They cold
be worn by an individual who wants to make it difficult for
others to fall asleep. They could be used to heighten the
excitement at a slumber party. These pajamas could be used
by an individual to stay awake as long as possible.
static wool/nylon mini-devastation
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4252692.stm
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 20 2013]
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'I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.' part of a routine by Groucho Marx. |
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Noisy PJs might be dangerous to the health of the wearer. Loud PJs of any sort make an easier shot. |
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Or wool pyjamas with nylon outer, then you'd get some kind of Tesla organ effect. See linky. |
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"Ah hear the Sheriff finally caught the Brown Paper
Cowboy" |
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"Uh huh? What'd they charge him with?" |
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<sound of trumpet going wa-wa-waaah> |
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Stop it - I can't hear the tumbleweed. |
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Kids'll love them! Add squeaky soles to the feet of
those full suit pajamas. |
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Good for meditation/biofeedback relaxation, would probably be
able to hear your heart beat. |
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Good for keeping track of sleepwalkers [+] |
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I can see the prison break at night. Prisoner governor gets on the the phone to Master Po, who tracks down all the escapees in their hideously noisy brown-paper uniforms. |
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