h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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'I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.' part of a routine by Groucho Marx. |
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Noisy PJs might be dangerous to the health of the wearer. Loud PJs of any sort make an easier shot. |
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Or wool pyjamas with nylon outer, then you'd get some kind of Tesla organ effect. See linky. |
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"Ah hear the Sheriff finally caught the Brown Paper
Cowboy" |
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"Uh huh? What'd they charge him with?" |
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<sound of trumpet going wa-wa-waaah> |
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Stop it - I can't hear the tumbleweed. |
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Kids'll love them! Add squeaky soles to the feet of
those full suit pajamas. |
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Good for meditation/biofeedback relaxation, would probably be
able to hear your heart beat. |
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Good for keeping track of sleepwalkers [+] |
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I can see the prison break at night. Prisoner governor gets on the the phone to Master Po, who tracks down all the escapees in their hideously noisy brown-paper uniforms. |
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