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blondes? have more fun as a banana.
or strawberry blondes – place a little green star in the middle and get an invite to Wimbledon.
redheads may prefer a little bunch of cherry curls.
brunettes are a problem, there is always ugly fruit and gone-off bananas but then we, (yes, I am a brunette),
can always dye our hair and become a little green apple or a pineappley pineapple or an orange, orange.
personally I am opting for the lush red raspberry – mmmmm
Carmen Miranda
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The millinary version of this idea. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Making a Vegetable Statement
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Not your Garden Variety Carrot Top [jurist, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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//redheads may prefer a little bunch of cherry curls// Then again, they may not. |
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need counselling on that [half]? |
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I am not reticent. Where did you hear that? I know I didn't tell you. <g> |
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it was your *friend* - sorry, melon dear |
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A brunette done up as a coconut wouldn't be too hard. Or... no, it would. |
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I'd plop a nice fruit trifle on top of me bonce,then i can be all fruits..with a creamy yellow tint,and crusty coif,complete with fruit bats. |
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Partially baked by now ex-Nottingham Forest footballer Jason Lee who at one time sported a "pineapple on his head"(© Baddiel & Skinner). |
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This is silly enough that it will surely be all the rage at the Oscars. Big Crescent! |
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<seldom recognized fruit statement> Tomato! </seldom recognized fruit statement> |
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I've often played the gooseberry, but now I'm one of a pear. |
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Wouldn't guys look *fruity*? |
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you say that as if it were a *bad* thing |
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Brunettes could be chocolate fruit - chocolate is a fruit isn't it? It does count towards the 5 portions of fruit and veg a day..? |
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Only if it's fruit and nut. Must be good for you if it's got nuts in it. |
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A brunette could do some kiwi and litchee knots, and wake up in the morning as an apple tree in the winter. |
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"personally I am opting for the lush..."
Pretty seedy if you ask me, but you'll always be the apple of my eye. |
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//it was your *friend*//
Well that explains it. You must have me confused with someone who has at least one friend. |
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ah but you have at least two! OR 4 half-friends |
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Hmmm...I'm afraid to ask what you know and who told you. |
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