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basicaly you get a horoscope based on when your acount was created... Now we just need some half-signs...
January to 0.5 of the way through February can be erm something to do with custard and they can all have explosive personalities... or not... someone help me out here...
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born end of august - under the sign of road cones;
a bit of a follower, tends to flock and ends up upside down in a hole. |
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born begining of june - under the sign of colaberative web fiction: often thinks "what the heck is this all about?!" |
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you started this RK and now you are breaking up .... |
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How about just halving the existing signs?
Gemini would become the only child, Libra the tray on a string, Taurus the Damian Hurst. I can't quite get my head around the concept of half a virgin, though. |
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Half of Leo's just what you need to make a gryphon. Half of aquarius is a jug filled with viscera. Half of Virgin Atlantic's owned by Singapore airlines (I did a web search for half a virgin, and I'm very relieved that's the worst I found.) Half of Aries is a single mitten. Half of Cancer's a light snack. Half of pisces is 2 fishbones tied together by a piece of string. Half of Sagittarius is Jim Carrey ("a US git"). Half of Capricorn's a matter for your chiropodist. And half of Scorpio's very useful to pull your wedgie out from your butt-cheeks. |
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is there a half-assed category? |
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